Mystery: "What ARE they saying?"

"But I must hug the tree..."

"BUT YOU CAN'T HUG THE TREE..."

(there's one in every crowd)

"Darling could you help me with

this chastity belt?

I feel the overwhelming need to push!"

"For some odd reason, I feel I should pursue a career in plumbing."

"My name is Sara Cophagus. Could you assist me?

I'm feeling a bit unwound."

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