Mystery: "What ARE they saying?"
"But I must hug the tree..."
"BUT YOU CAN'T HUG THE TREE..."
(there's one in every crowd)
"Darling could you help me with
this chastity belt?
I feel the overwhelming need to push!"
"For some odd reason, I feel I should pursue a career in plumbing."
"My name is Sara Cophagus. Could you assist me?
I'm feeling a bit unwound."
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